X'D Good one I reckon. And your probably quite smart if you can come up with this. Mostly because I honestly think either one of two things would happen. A: Freak out. B: The most glorious what the fuck face ever XD
Well first you break your spine, then you jolt your head madly from side to side until your skull is in a blur, then you call the army of seizuretopia to destroy your enemies with their powers of seizureosity!