(Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, I make more. Woo.)
Hi! I'm Cookie Crumble, but my friends call me Cookie Crumble. I'm part of a super duper team of special ponies... and also some non ponies. We go around beating up evil bad guys in the face until they stop doing the evil thing they were doing. It's great fun!
This is a picture of all of us so far. We're a pretty big group, and our boss (the scary Changelingy) is always looking for more to join. Still, getting all of us together for a picture was kinda hard.
Oh, let me tell you a bit about my friends!
Okay so from left to right. First, there's Sunshine Dust. She's a plant pony, they're kinda like an earth pony but with more plants. She can talk to them, too, or at least that's what she says... I think she's a bit crazy, but that's okay! I've never seen a pony that's so good with medicine and fancy stuff like that.
The big diamond doggy is Wolfe, though I call him the big puppy dog! He doesn't like talking much, and when he does talk it's usually about hitting things really hard in the face... especially with his left hand, because it's actually missing and he can put weapons on the end of it. We're actually pretty good friends, even though he's a bit scary when he gets angry. Wolfe really likes talking about fighting, and I can fight really good... so that means we're friends. Yay!
Okay, that fluffy griffon is named Graphite. He get's really nervous, and sometime he'll start plucking feathers out... that's why he wears that blue scarfy, cause there's no feathers on his neck! Even though he's not very brave, he's smart and very good when shooting at things with his crossbow... he has a lot of crossbows. Like, even this really big one, and he can hit things on the other side of Canterlot with it. Graph doesn't talk to the others much, but he does get along really well with Estoc, Oracle... and me! Yay!
The Changeling is Serenity. He used to be a general in a big changeling army... but now he's our boss, and he's scary! The big guy never smiles, and almost always is in disguise when out and about. Still, even though I don't think we get along very well, he'll always makes sure I'm okay... and makes sure to tie up lose ends when we go kicking evil things in the face. He and Oracle get along really well, I think it's because Oracle understands him... or something like that.
The little gal is Estoc. She's a Breezy, or whatever they're called. She's really good with swords, and I've been told being attacked by her is like being attacked by a really angry wasp... a wasp with a sword. It's supposed to be magical... but it's not as cool as my sword! Because Estoc is really small, she's kinda fragile, and needs help when it gets windy... but I think that's what her sword does, like... it protects her from the wind or lets her control it or something.
That handsome Pegasus is me, Cookie Crumble. I'm a ninja! I'm really good at ninja things, like throwing darts and I even have a cool sword that can cut through stuff. Also, I can turn invisibubbles when no one is looking at me... but, it's like this cool trick where I step into another dimension where everything is really dark and scary. Oh, also I got into a fight with a dragon a few years ago, and kinda hurt my left wing... so now I wear a brace to keep it open, but even with it I can only glide. It kinda sucks, but then Sparky cheers me up by saying 'at least you can walk.' She's so funny sometimes!
The little filly earth pony is Oracle. She's super smart, and wants to be a detective when she grows up. She still has a lot to learn, though... but Serenity is helping her learn things when she isn't at school. Any-who, she has this cool ability where she can see into the future and also into the past. We met a long time ago when she helped me find my lunch... and then we kicked a demon in the face. Good times!
The big dragon is name Rhubarb. He's made of gingerbread, and comes from a dimension where everything is made of stuff like that. He's blind, and can only see things made out of bread and stuff... but he has this really cool ability to repair himself really quickly. He used to serve this demon thing, but when we kicked him back to where he came from Rhubarb was stuck here by himself... so he became loyal to Oracle, and does whatever she says. I wish I had a super loyal dragon that I could also eat.
The Unicorn is Sparky. She's really cool! Sparky is really good with magic, but apparently she has a problem with her horn that makes it dangerous to use... like if she tries to teleport, she can sometimes end up in the wrong place. Serenity says if she isn't careful she might even blow up the whole planet. Wow! Any-who, you probably noticed she's in a wheelchair. She can't use anything from the waist back, which kinda sucks... but I can't fly, so we have something in common, I think. We get along really well, and we make a good fighting team because she can zap things and then I can kick them. Yay!
And finally, is Caranae the ice phoenix. She used to be a mercenary, but now she works as a delivery bird. However, she helps us out all the time, I think so she can make some more bits and cause she misses being a mercenary birdy. We met a long time ago when I was in the cloud temple... and we fought together, so we are really good friends. I feel kinda bad for her sometimes, she's really old now... like, if she were a pony she'd have wrinkles and would talk about the good old days, even though she does that anyway. Still, she has a lot of experience and can still fight really good. And... she can throw ice at things. Yay!
So, those are my friends. There's still a lot I don't know about them, and a lot they don't know about me... but that's for another day. Can't wait for next week... Oracle, Sparky and me are going on a picnic in Hoofington. It's going to be fun!